May 2012
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
What kpop idols say: We're going overseas to meet our fans
What kpop idols really mean: We're going to Japan to meet our fans
Taeyang shirtless .
Me: Well, nice pic, Bae.
T.O.P showing angles.
Me: OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS MUST BE PORN!!
Hollyhock Radio = Ruki = Risque S&M mag
Ruki: For me when I was first caught, well.. was around elementary school
Aoi: ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?!
Ruki: yeah...
Aoi: Ahhh
Ruki: Well it was my older brother's
Aoi: Hai hai hai
Ruki: yeah.. that um.. magazine that he umm gave.. gave?.. I took? I took from his room
Aoi: Took it on purpose... I mean "borrowed" it
Ruki: Of course I hid it under the bed... I hid it under the mattress.
Aoi: un un un
Ruki: Then, when I came back from school, my mom... had it in her hand... the magazine that is, that book was a little bad. It wasn't the usual porno mag...
Aoi: Ooohh!
Ruki: It's a little.. you know "S" a little... S&M.. a strange one
Aoi: Ahhhhhhhh!
Ruki: It was a risque mag
Aoi: A risque one ehh
Ruki: It was like "Oh shit!-- I'm so screwed!" huhuu
Aoi: Damn this little bastard was only elementary school!
Ruki: Anyways the moment I saw my mom i thought... CRAAAAP!!!
Aoi: Ahahaa
Ruki: That was my reaction, well... the problem after that was... While we were eating dinner together we didn't talk at all. My parents were glaring at me. I even had to get second helpings by myself... for about a week, it was awkward.
Aoi: Ahahahaa that's definitely awkward, eh
Ruki: Really awkward
Aoi: Boys are definitely curious about these things around that age...
I wish I was one of those girls that made guys say...
sarufish:
What happens in purgatory
stays in purgatory
